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I slurp again…….I’m getting pissed off – I’m convinced that f’ing Bill Cosby is playing a cruel joke with his jello products – one more slurp and this time I’m making it count……..yeah, guess you could say that I free’d said jello and managed to suck it down my windpipe…….guess the shit doesn’t really stick after all!
So picture Barbie in her crappy red Impala (ken did fix my flappy plastic piece on the door finally), driving through town at 60 miles an hour, swerving, coughing, sputtering and choking on jello.
I made the mistake of not eating enough during the day to compensate for the total ass kicking that my instructor was going to shell out so I was famished.
I stopped at the convenient store but really…..short of eating a candy bar or a weinee wrapped in an egg roll wrapper (someone please explain that logic to me?? Now just last week I said, hunger isn’t an emergency BUT in this case IT WAS!
After what seemed like hours I was able to clear my throat and suspend the coughing fits – it was at that point that I decided slurping jello could be hazardous to your health so I had to find another way to eat my other cup.In fact, I still can't believe that I'm going to recount the events that took place in the dark, secrecy of my car but hell if you can’t share your drama with friends then who can you share it with.It started last night when I was driving home from spin class and realized that I could possibly DIE from hunger.So…….anyone have any ideas on how to get the jello stains off my fingers???G-Dating - Online Dating Site Builder- NULLEDG-Dating - Online Dating Site Builder- NULLEDG-Dating Online Dating Site Builder - Makes it easy to run your own online dating program!
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